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Perfect Pokémon- I will breed Pokémon for you!
A Shiny Eevee Was Born! by SilvercrossXAbsol69
Shiny Klefki by SilvercrossXAbsol69

As the title suggests, I breed Pokémon. All orders accepted!

EDIT 7/16/14: Orders closed. -_-

EDIT II: My competitive breeding is done, and now I have a few orders clogging me up, so please give them to me one at a time from now on. I am accepting orders again as of this edit but they probably won't get started for awhile.

Each Pokémon you ask me to breed for you has a flat fee of 5 points. The points must be paid to me by the time the order is complete and delivered, and I would prefer you pay for them after I give them to you so that I can be sure not to spend all the points and then not have them should you ask for a refund or whatever.


If the gender ratio of the Pokémon you want is 75% female and 25% male (such as Ninetales or Pyroar) and you want a male, it's 3 extra points. If the gender ratio is 87.5% male to 12.5% female (Such as Eevee or any starter) and you want it female, it's 6 extra points. 50% to 50% gender ratios are free.

Egg moves:
Each egg move you want is 3 extra points. If the Pokémon you want can learn said Egg Move by leveling up naturally, it's free. (I have Espurr born with Psyshock every day even though they normally get it at level 25, however Espurr can learn Barrier and other moves only through breeding, so that would cost extra)

This costs 10 extra points.

If you want to be sure your Pokémon has a certain nature, it's only 1 extra point.

Ball type: 
In X and Y, the female parent can pass down whatever Pokéball she's caught in to her offspring. The same goes for the parent Pokémon when it's with a Ditto. If you want to ensure that the Pokémon bred is in a specific ball (like a Luxury Ball for a Pokémon you want to use Return), it's 2 extra points.

If you want 31 IVs in a stat, it's 4 points per stat you want IVs in. If you want, say, zero IVs in a stat (like 0 Speed IVs for a Trick Room Pokémon), the same thing applies- 4 extra points. This also applies if you want an IV to be any given number, say, 14, in order to make Hidden Power work the way you want it to.

Pokérus, a "virus" that doubles the Effort Values (EVs) earned from any battle that is extremely rare, is included free of charge. If you do not want Pokérus, please say so.

The offspring has an 80% chance of having the mother's ability and 20% chance of having it's second ability (unless it can only have one, like Honedge with No Guard). If you want to be sure your Pokémon has a certain ability and it's an 80% to 20% one, it's 1 point only. However, Hidden Abilities only have a 60% chance of being passed down, so they cost 4 points each.

- If a Pokémon gets 31 IVs in a stat without you saying that it needs to be there, it's free. Sometimes, I may throw in extra IVs of 31 if I can, plus other perks, just to be nice. If I "accidentally" make sure your Pokémon has something that would normally cost extra on it, it's completely free of charge. However, don't count on me to do this, me giving you freebies depends entirely on my mood, my impression of you, etc. Of course, I won't give you zero IVs if I don't like you!

- I can give you an in-game item with your Pokémon too. This will cost points depending on the item. For example, all medicines are free (except Rare Candy and Max Revives), but if you want me to buy you something super expensive from the Battle Maison, for example, it may cost 10-30 points depending on the item. The Ability Capsule would cost 50 DA Points to send to you, where as the Power Lens (or Belt, Band, Anklet, etc.) would cost 5. Only 1 item per Pokémon order!

- If you can't afford your dream Pokémon, don't you worry! I care about my customers more than the points. We may be able to work out a discount, like instead of 15 points it costs 10. However I can't give them away for free, no matter how much anyone begs. Sorry!

- Just like any other one of my commissions, friends of mine get 50% off their total price. Returning customers get 10% off the total price. Tell your friends about my breeding service and get 35% off your next order!*

*only eligible for one order. That is up to 95% off on an order!! Just remind me at "checkout".

- If you are NOT 100% satisfied with your Pokémon, I'll give it to you for free, along with a randomly picked legendary Pokémon.

  <large> I hereby guarantee that the Pokémon I sell and their parents are made 100% in-game by breeding, no Pokégen is used. No Action Replay. No RNG abuse. This breeding service is 100% hack free. If you detect that a Pokémon I give you is hacked, I will replace AND refund your purchase.** </large>

**you must provide valid evidence that the Pokemon you received is hacked.

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Stuff That's For Me

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All of you are amazing for drawing my OCs and stuff for me, I'm featuring you here in a kickass SitBack Slideshow. Everything that has ever been done for me as an art trade/commision/request/gift/etc will be put here to show my appreciation.


Internet explorer users be like: :iconimadplz:

Just kidding, no one uses Internet Explorer.



Q: Are you on Facebook?

A: Yes, and I am on it a lot more than I used to be. Here:…


Q: How about Tumblr, Twitter, Furaffinity, YouTube and other stuff? What other sites can I reach you on?


Q: Instagram?

A: Are you fucking kidding me?

Q: I want to RP with you, do you have Yahoo Messenger, MSN, Skype or <insert chat place that's obscure or boring>?

A: No. It is in your best interest to RP with me on Deviantart by note, since even if I had all those things I'd never check them. Actually, my notes only work on my phone, so message me on Facebook or something. Or comment on my profile.

Q: You play Pokémon? What's your friend code?

A: I play Pokémon Y. Here's my FC: 2036-8134-9112
My in-game name is Shayla and I have a Ground type Safari with Palpitoad, Dugtrio, and Sandshrew.

:mangapunksai:I TRADE SHINIES, LEGENDARIES, AND EVEN 4-6 IV POKES FOR CHEAP!!!! :mangapunksai:

Q: I'm offended by one or more of your submissions and I want you to remove it because I know how much you care about random strangers on the Internet telling you how to run your page with accusations, death threats, insults, and the like because everyone knows that complaining is how you get what you want in life. What should I do?

A: Drink bleach.

Q: A-are you a-a N-n-nazi? *quivers*

A: That depends on who's asking.

Q: Kitten Siamese is offending me. Please remove her.

A: Your dick is offending me. Please remove it. See what I mean now?

Q: How much are your commissions?

A: 10 points each, but 5 points if you're one of my friends.

Q: What are the benefits of being your friend?

A: 50% off on commissions, plus my eternal love and respect, surprise presents (like I'll create something for your birthday, holidays, or just whenever I feel like it), sometimes free requests, art trades, me as your active watcher, someone to talk to, and more.

Q: I want to be your friend! How do I do that?

A: It doesn't take much to be my friend, just ask really. However if you start being an asshole to me I will hold it against you forever and probably not forgive you. Start by giving me a llama, a couple faves, nice comments, and possibly even watching me.

Q: My art sucks! Why did you fave it/tell me it was good?

A: Because it doesn't! Even if it was bad I still try to show everyone a little DA love! I may have given you what I qualify to be constructive criticism and that is NEVER meant to be taken wrong!

Q: You say you want to show everyone "DA love", but you called me a <insert whatever I called you here>. What?

A: It is most likely because you took the liberty of giving me bullshit first. If you act like a whiny little bitch to me I'm probably going to do the same to you. If you do not remember giving shit to me first, it's most likely that you do not have a good memory or I was hacked. If I say something that gets taken personally as in I start the fight, then I truly am sorry. I'm going to say that now: I never flame unless YOU start the shit, and hell hath no fury like a pissed off Silvercross.

Q: I want to commission you!

A: Well, that's what my profile comment section is for.

All My Stamps

I Support Mouse Characters Stamp by Creampuff-FluffThe First Attempt by Natures-RoseStamp: Destroy The World by Quantization

Hey, here's something interesting, I suppose:
For all calm Germancest fans by Tea-StrawberryGermancest's Stamp 00 by CrimsonEyes109I Prefer Germancest as Brothers by World-Wide-Shipping
If Hetalia teaches history.. by egocentricSHARKSHetalia is pathetic ::stamp:: by LieutenantKeranti-hetalia stamp. by x-nauts

Yeah, that's right. I don't like Hetalia but I like Germancest. I quit Hetalia not because it was bad, but for personal reasons. But I'll never be able to let go of Germancest, as it was the sexiest pairing that ever existed in any fandom ever. I just thought that needed saying. Carry on.

Spongebob Ride Stamp by Fyi-SusSpongebob Ride Stamp by Fyi-SusSpongebob Ride Stamp by Fyi-Sus
KMFDM stamp by UniHydraKMFDM Albums Stamp by Wynau-ruFall Out Boy Stamp by darkdissolution
Bases by kaourikaSTAMP: SS Seizure by EllamenopeaDon't Mind Kawaii Stamp by SGStamps
Meaningful comments stamp by dazza1008Pokemon- Fire Starter Fan by GalialaySome of my OCs... by TheBadWolf
Wishful Thinking by whispwillAddicted To Music - Stamp by JWiesnerPonies by ValgStamps
Poison-Type Stamp by YenshinBug-Type Stamp by YenshinRock-Type Stamp by Yenshin
There There *pat pat* by RebiValeskaI have more OCs than friends by Elise-LucyDeath Penalty by Berzerkr
Stamp: Serena by Endless-Mittensthe right to feel bad by DametoraFennekin Sneeze Stamp :3 by Heart-Stamp
Veeeery good ideas... by 1FoxyladyHomestuck is Overrated Stamp by smileystampsJust Be A Light Type Dammit! by Julesworld99
Monster Energy Drink Stamp by WolvenFlamesAwkward Stamp :3 by WolvenFlamesNickelback stamp by kimphantom94
Ground-Type Stamp by YenshinVideogames Are NOT Evil stamp by Hentai-SweetieLast One To Touch on This Subject by endler
I have more OCs than friends by Elise-LucyMayotte by SirvanaRachanaKnow Me Better Stamp by mylastel
Different taste stamp by Elise-LucySneezes are evil by ShantellaJessie x James stamp - commish by rainbeos
Fuck religion by BlackJillWolf at Heart Stamp by Aura-BleedingHearton vore by HowTheHellDidYou
My body by OurHandOfSorrowI'm here on my own terms by RebiValeskaAchmed Anti twilight stamp by Tseng-Akera
FANFICTION HNNG by Haters-Gonna-Hate-MeCom - Llama 4 Llama by Haters-Gonna-Hate-MePeople by ValgStamps
Stamp: Fanchars are not OCs by JammerleeStamp: Mary-Sue Potential by JammerleeAs in, no 'THIS JUST SUCKS' by endler
Note Stamp by SoVeryUnofficialAnti-Justin Bieber stamp by crazylaura64All the fire starters by SimbaTheHuman
I Support PDN Stamp by xxXKawaii-SanXxxSongs Over Genres by siriuslylostwerewolfEDM Stamp by Twilight-Kiyoko
I support writing English by FragileReveriesMind Stamp by jenepoohSteel-Type Stamp by Yenshin
Your Religion by Foedus-StampsGENERALIZING OMIGAWD by Foedus-StampsAnimal Lover Stamp by Spilled-Sunlight
No Shota, plz by Nacht-VicoAnti Soccermoms Stamp by Apple-RingsIt's MY gallery stamp by dazza1008
Ya Das Ist Wunderbar Stamp by ReichLadyCaution by impersonalinfoUnown Stamp by Kezzi-Rose
Flying-Type Stamp by YenshinFave without commenting by l33tpwnzagez0rzI'm sick of it and the fanbase. by caramel-dixon
WWIII Stamp by KahunaSniperAnti-Naruto by BowChickaBowWowHidden comments stamp by SailorSolar
#TeamFennekin Stamp by BunriAnti Fairy Type Stamp by Kiddo-the-dragonDragon-Type Stamp by Yenshin
Mary Sue Love Stamp by musableBecause, Really, Everything Now is One by endlerAnti-OC stamp by OMIGAWD-chan
Poke Vore Stamp by WildTheoryThere are no shortcuts in art by o-rlyizationBase edits Vs Freehand drawing by crimson-firefox
I didn't join DA stamp by ARTic-WeatherMary-Sue Test is Epic Fail by ReikoChanOC stamp by Suyy
I Love Germans by RizeySex Before Marriage by Haters-Gonna-Hate-MeM. Python: The Black Knight by PyroStorm
Pro-Life I by paramoreSUCKSI Support Omnom by waterdancerAnti-Anti-Hentai Stamp by D-idara
Quit'cher Bitchin' by FlacidPenisWhat I was listening to... by FlacidPenisStamp: 9/11 by N7-Commander
Stamp ~ LOOKIT THIS YA'LL by CreepiestPokemon Fo' Life Stamp by SweetDukeFriends stamp by Meddle689
Com - Neighborhood Satanist by Haters-Gonna-Hate-MeI Am What I Am Stamp by Powerwing-AmberTablet Stamp by Digi-fish
Simon Curtis Stamp by TsunaomiHarvest Moon Stamp 1 by oOLuccianaOoSTAMP: Anti YOU v2 by Ellamenopea
Random Gallery Stamp by seremela05Human and Furry Equality Stamp by IxbranRUN THE FUCK AWAY IF YOU SEE 'EM COMIN' by crazylaura64
pluto:STAMP: by XxdarknayruxXChi stamp. by LilithiumStampsContra Israel Stamp by JPViktorJokinen
Sprekans? by GhettoSketchahHarvest Moon Skye Love Stamp by DaMee-MommaHM: A New Beginning Witch Princess Stamp by BerserkBreaker
DA Stamp - Lily Cookie Nibble by tppgraphicsBORED by MedliloveHetalia by skinnyveestamp
Caution by impersonalinfoChocolate stamp by unicornchickWell Behaved Stamp by DeviantLaura
school is bad stamp by KrisiChikiBaby is a Term of Endearment by OurHandOfSorrowdeviantART Stamp 9 by nirman
Pokemon: Omega Ruby Alpha Sapphire Stamp by RadSpyroTraced Bases stamp + rant by FrozenSerenadeOh you fanboys/fangirls. by The-Legend-Of-Burai
Dark Type by AnnrovPsychic Type by AnnrovNeutral Type by Annrov
Stamp: Commission - Hoes b4 Embryos by 8manderz8Pokemon Stamp by Magegirl-NinoHarvest Moon Stamp by p-o-c-k-e-t
Anti Minecraft Stamp by Firework154Haters gonna Hate by SparkLumElectronic Dance Music stamp by TheBourgyman
Religion by MaruLovesStamps.:Vore:. by OnyxNocturneOh Crap. by ArcticFox767
I'm not trying to be offensive. by World-Hero21Favorite Bands Stamp by MacabreVampireNegative Art Stamp by SGStamps
Anti-Base Stamp by Little-PowerAsh Stamp by Digi-fishIt's about the ART by sotwnisey
Stamp - Rammstein in Drag by KanaScottDon't force people to change. by World-Hero21Adventure Time by Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me
Proud Furry Stamp :3 by WolvenFlamesYiff Itself is Such a Funny Internet Little Word by endlerI Do NOT Support Loli-Shota by Mottenfest
Furry by ShulkyI Support Gay Yiff by PlankheadHate Out of Love - stamp by Knuxphntm
At least it's honest by Hollowninetales696I love Pokemon: Stamp by Katze-Cat-KuroNekoLike it Loud by Midnight-Specks
Three Days Grace Stamp by Kezzi-RoseAdelitas Way Stamp by SailorTrekkie92Stamp: Going To Hell by Quantization
Lacking in Diversity by CraptrapFrozen is overrated by theneopetmasterFrozen by TheArtOfNotLikingYou
STAMP:  I'm With SStupid by EllamenopeaSTAMP: Juice by EllamenopeaSTAMP: Deutschbag by Ellamenopea
rob zombie stamp 3 by blackestrose-13Nickelback Stamp by MajinPat:IDGAF by TheKingofTheBeavers
Kanto Fan Stamp by EmpovyleTyphlosion by GhettoSketchahPsychic-Type Stamp by Yenshin
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU THEN BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T by endlerFire-Type Stamp by YenshinStamp: G. Nazi, Extraordinaire by RottedStamps
this is not a funny title by DametoraDifferent taste stamp by Elise-Lucyc: by Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me
I Hate Warriors by CynpaiSocial Justice Warriors by WaywardSoothsayerSmogon University Stamp by Miya902
Spongebob Ride Stamp by Fyi-SusSpongebob Ride Stamp by Fyi-SusSpongebob Ride Stamp by Fyi-Sus

All My Stamps 2

Spongebob Ride Stamp by Fyi-SusSpongebob Ride Stamp by Fyi-SusSpongebob Ride Stamp by Fyi-Sus
Skrillex Stamp by Miglia-Di-NerdsStamp: Characters are children by JammerleePatrick and Spongebob by Fyi-Sus
Anti-Random Fave Stamp by Little-PainterAnti-Clean Music by N63Stamp  -  Chain Letters = Spam by fmr0
Un-attractiveness of a race. by The-Legend-Of-BuraiStamp: Nudity by Riza-IzumiThis is a Rather Touchy Subject. . . by Crimson-Breloom
BUT IGNORING ARTWORK IS SO HAAAARD by endlerReal Life is Boring Stamp by SGStampsNO MMD by Jecht-X
Pokemon GTS Truth by Digi-fishPokemon's eBay by LadyCharizardLove your haters by Donald-Bottom
Not Theft by Keeper-AnakaradeviantART comment deletion feature by HappyPenguin819I Support ART by AnonIhmus
+Art Neglection Stamp+ by dantesgirlSpongebob's Groove by Wynau-ruHentai Stamp by PockyPerson32
Atheist Stamp by Kezzi-RoseMary Sue by jones2000Stamp: The Bible by Riza-Izumi
Friendly Deviant by Luna-AkariOne Direction can KISS MY ASS by WreckItSkrillexOne Direction stamp by perfectly-pikachu
Stamp: It's never the rape victims fault by Riza-IzumiNumber 1 Rule of Being a Religious Extremist by endlerThey suck by Alter-Auger
Stamp: Censorship Fail by RottedStampsAnti-mathematics by The-Legend-Of-BuraiThe 'spongebob chinese face' by xcolourmepretty
Not a fucking homophobic you yaoi/yuri butthurts. by The-Legend-Of-BuraiBlaming video games because that's LOGIC. by The-Legend-Of-BuraiThere are some people I will never forgive. by The-Legend-Of-Burai
I Wasn't Talking To You Go Away Now by endlerChildren should be seen and not worshipped. by Little-rolling-beanIf taxidermy is so horrible.. by Little-rolling-bean
Fighting-Type Stamp by YenshinGhost-Type Stamp by YenshinDON'T USE BASE stamp by LieNai
Daily... by prosaixReal Pokemon fans don't bitch by KooboriSapphireWhat is so 'original' about OCs these days? by KetchAKan
I Will Treat You the Way You Treat Me Stamp by NeccersBIG WURDS DUN MAKE U LOOK SMART U KNO by BaconMagicMissingno Stamp 2 by Missingno-fan-club
Sexy Squidward is Sexy by Haters-Gonna-Hate-MeAnti Masturbating by Haters-Gonna-Hate-MeHot Spongebob and Patrick by Fyi-Sus
Critique Stamp by mirz-altStamp: Cuss-words by Riza-IzumiStamp: Sex without babies by GoingBackToFebruary
So Stop Making People Feel Like It by endlerNaruto Ain't So Great Stamp by NestlyI was Framed by Midnight-Specks
Kemonomimi are not Furries. by Kemonomimi-ClubJohto Fan Stamp by EmpovyleMusic helps me create OCs... by Riona-la-crevette
I support Rammstein by 12memoriesPokemon Center Stamp by RoseRaptor-StampsWii pride worldwide by QueenoftheStampede
Spongebob stamp by LedMaidenBases by MudkipbladerCrying Spongebob by Fyi-Sus
Yiff Yiff Yiff Stamp by TheRoyalDonkey(Request) Anti Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Stamp by SoraJayhawk77I'm a Wolf - Stamp by theBravewolf
Say NO to Blue Shells... by loneantarcticwolfMy Little Pony is Overrated by ssbmeleeNEW GENS FTW. by pokeexpert
Homestuck by DazoiStamp - Spongebob 1 by YukiMizunoStamp - NOU by YukiMizuno
To Mein Fellow Bronies by endlerTHIS IS A GODLESS NATION! by RebiValeskaWe are fighting among-st eachother over here. by RebiValeska
Bases are Shit by Haters-Gonna-Hate-MeDont make bases of my work by YourOwnArtSpongebob Rape Face Animated by Fyi-Sus
I Love The Rain by WearwolfaaAnti Hetalia stamp by crazylaura64Homestuck is boring Stamp by SGStamps
Anti-Hetalia Stamp by Lyn-ZoI love neue deutsche haerte by lauratheyoshiDoesn't make you better Stamp by SGStamps
Mayonnaise Instrument Stamp by FernclawStampsImagination stamp by NamiYamiWe have tecnology... by Shiro-Redfield
A Simple Stamp for a Simple Message by endlerStamp - Banana Man by YukiMizunoMr. Krabs Stamp by ETrademarkk
entrails animals dance -stamp by mr-tiaaIt's not that serious by StrawberryLatteWumbo Stamp by Kataoi
Fire Type by AnnrovStamp: Eevee Love by AnnrovI support the right to die by Dametora
Think before you type stamp by andariaAnti Canon Nazi Stamp by In-The-ZoneWheat Is Murder by Cynpai
Imagination stamp by NamiYamiKokoro no fanfare Stamp by Shiro-RedfieldWorld Smallest Violin by Shiro-Redfield
Stamp: Gore by emii-desuHomestuck is Boring by genkistampsStamp: Why should I have to suffer by Riza-Izumi
It Knows No Boundaries, No Limitations by endlerLETZ TEECH RELIJINN IN SKOOLZ by Geth-VIStamp: Gays aren't ruining your life by Riza-Izumi
Dark-Type Stamp by YenshinLet's fill more buckets with tears. by Tea-StrawberryErmagawd Another Stamp Like This by endler
I Do NOT Support Adult Cub Art by MottenfestSonic Next Gen Stamp by MasterGalladeAnti-Sues Are by DracosDerpyHoof
The Sad Truth About OCs by MachinegunAngelIDGAF by TheKingofTheBeaversFave without commenting by l33tpwnzagez0rz
BURN BABY BURN. by snakeandladdersTry Using Them in Battle by flarefugikagev7 Message System Stamp by PoisonTonicLX
The plural form of wolf by RanStampsMore to Japanese Music-Stamp by LinZeldorfStamp - I'm a +Fav Monster by Moony92
My Deviation Stamp by BusirisPolls Stamp by JFG107-Stamps'OC not copy' Stamp by Strah
Anime by marshmellowbrainsI have way too many stamps by jreaverCommiescum by ValgStamps
Stamp: Bad by RottedStampsI Hate Crappy Base Artwork by arisutanCaramell Dansen Stamp by StampBar
editing stamp by cinyuRickroll Stamp by stamps-clubStealin' Ur Stamps Stamp by AnnaethGreenleaf
Ur so Gross Cuz Fetishes r Gross by endlerLOL FLASHING MAKES MAH STAMP EDGY by crazylaura64Celebration of This Kind by endler
Anti-Charizard Stamp by Lycan-FangEevee vs Legendaries by leafeon-exHack it or shut it by LilCoqui
Stamp: He's Yours. But not like that. by 8manderz8STAMP: Nekkid Ladies Nekkid Ladies Nekkid Ladies by QueenieSeasGROSS DISGUSTING WEAK MINDED STUPID SLUT! by endler
Ignoring Natural Impulses Is the Easiest Thing Eva by endlerART by endlerSo Before you Use One Against Me by endler
HomyGod Last Stamp in a While by endlerAccordingToYouHeavenIsFullOfAssholes by endlerViolations Are Worthy Of Uterus Punting by endler
Now For Something Entirely Different by endlerI don't wanna go to heaven to a rapist D: by Little-rolling-beanHappiness over misery. by The-Legend-Of-Burai
Pretty Much Only Good For Pills by endlerLife's No Fun Without a Good Scare by endlerStamp: I refuse. by 8manderz8
Choices by PrincessFlawWe Need Willy Wonka Memes Everywhere by endlerPregnancy. by The-Legend-Of-Burai
Drawings and base work. by Wignova-The-WigglerWhyShouldIWorryWhyShouldICaaa-aaaaare by endlerYOU HAVE TO HATE THE ART IF YOU HATE THE ARTIST by endler
Sexuality by Haters-Gonna-Hate-MeSocial Jehovahs Witnesses Are An Oxymoron by CraptrapGhost stamp by Yoursoulbelongstome
against declawing by ichibroseEspeon smile stamp by Ittichy''YES I AM'' no you're not by QueenieSeas
I Do NOT Support Adult Cub Art by MottenfestSonic Next Gen Stamp by MasterGalladeAnti-Sues Are by DracosDerpyHoof
Bulbapedia is NOT God. by HausofChizuruEevee Fan Stamp by SilencedMorningI support the new starters by DragneelGfx
Gravity Surge by MaruLovesStampsBases... by RainbowReptileHetalia Stamp by Erenii
Spongebob Ride Stamp by Fyi-SusSpongebob Ride Stamp by Fyi-SusSpongebob Ride Stamp by Fyi-Sus


Gifts - Friends Only by SweetDukeRequests - Ask Me by SweetDukeTrades - Ask Me by SweetDuke
No Collaborations by SweetDukeCommissions - Ask Me by SweetDukePoint Commissions - Open by SweetDuke
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Hello Janabuii!
Sat May 3, 2014, 10:37 AM
Hello! (≧∇≦)
Thu May 1, 2014, 3:01 AM
You know, why do I even reply to people in the Shoutbox? They don't get a notification that I did.
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 2:14 PM
Hi Sandy!
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 2:13 PM
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 2:51 AM
Hi Morgaine!
Sat Feb 15, 2014, 9:07 PM
Sat Feb 15, 2014, 6:55 AM
No problem Paula!
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 6:07 AM
Thanks for the watch and teh llama~! :D
Sat Dec 28, 2013, 9:45 AM
Doing great Sin! Finally, someone used the Shoutbox!
Fri Nov 15, 2013, 4:06 AM
Wie geht's?
Thu Nov 14, 2013, 10:07 AM
Misspelling isn't as bad to me as it once was Greenlandic! #formergrammarNazi
Mon Oct 14, 2013, 5:09 AM
damn I misspelled alot of shouts.......oh well! ><
Sun Oct 13, 2013, 7:25 PM
Sun Oct 13, 2013, 7:24 PM
Doing great Jan!
Thu Oct 3, 2013, 3:32 PM
HI! how are you!!!!!!!! :)
Thu Oct 3, 2013, 8:06 AM
Yes Dolfy I did know her! It's a shame she left us.
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 5:49 PM
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 5:35 PM
Hey Hermann!
Fri Sep 27, 2013, 8:12 PM
Fri Sep 27, 2013, 3:20 PM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Friend Safari theme song
  • Playing: Pokemon Y
Tagged by :iconxamericandogtagx: 

1. Each person has to share 5 things about them.

2. Answer the 10 questions asked to you and invent 10 questions the people you tag will have to answer.

3. Choose 10 people to tag and put their icons in the journal.

4. Not something like "you are tagged if you read this".

5. You have to legitimately tag 10 people.

6. No tag-backs.


What do I put here? You guys already know everything about me....

How about you guys ask me questions? If there's something you want to know about me ask. As if I'm that interesting...

1. You really don't want to do this, do you?


2. Well, guess what?


3. Me neither, so deal with it.


4. What is your favorite colour? Please don't kill me-

Black, white and red. Can't decide.

5. Do you have a phone?



Will there be hookers?

7. What is a gyroscope?

8. What is the exact definition of a referee? (those of you who actually READ my journals will know the answer to this)


9. Find your most embarrassing journal. On a scale of 1-10, how embarrassing is it?

I deleted it a long time ago. It was major flamebait from the days when I was still some little noob bitch.

10. Will you tag your best friend?

Only if they want me to.


1. What would you wish for if you we're given 3 wishes 

To be skinny, blonde, and then for more wishes.

2. Whats your opinion on what Putin did / and is still ?  / doing to Ukraine ?

I don't know every side on this issue, nor do I have a permanent and definite stance on it. I do not know all the details either, so until I form an opinion on it and know as much about it as possible I will not answer this question to avoid controversy.

3. Human, I need a life.

That's not a question.

4. I'll give you five questions since I'm lazy,  k?


5.  What is one thing you want 

A 5IV Adamant (no Sp.Atk IVs needed) Excadrill with Mold Breaker, because fuck you Rotom-W.

My questions for you:

1. Am I your waifu?

2. Favorite Pokémon?

3. If you were in a movie, what would it be called?

4. Your political view?

5. Best cat video?

6. Digital or Traditional media?

7. Favorite band?

8. I can't think of any more questions so you only get 8.

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LoneWolf123451 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Artist
I'm online so we can battle
SilvercrossXAbsol69 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes. I'm sorry about the battle though- I used my competitive team that's thoroughbred and made for, well, competitive battling. I should have used an average team, because you said you weren't competitive. However the second time you knocked out half my team (or I kinda sacrificed Aegislash there). Did you at least like my Pokémon's nicknames? Teehee!

Next battle I'll go easier on you. Nice Jolteon! 
LoneWolf123451 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Artist
Thanks, I masuda methoded him ^^ 657 eggs to get him. And your nicknames XD Husbando I was watching black butler too the first time so I wasn't really paying attention
SilvercrossXAbsol69 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Husbando the Sylveon!
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MCMXC2 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Filmographer
Thannk you for the fav!
SilvercrossXAbsol69 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem!
Lucario127 Featured By Owner 6 days ago
Thx for the fave:)
SilvercrossXAbsol69 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem!
LoneWolf123451 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Student Artist
Hmm... Judging by everything Ive seen on your profile... your favorite pokemon is..............................................................................
SilvercrossXAbsol69 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Everyone knows my favorite Pokémon is Viximon! Although Wingweaver is a close second.

All kidding aside, Natu is a pretty cute Pokémon, and it's hidden ability is Magic Bounce, which instantly makes it and Xatu go on my favorites list, regardless of whether or not they use Magic Bounce well. Magic Bounce is my favorite Pokémon ability, mostly because of Mega Absol. Pretty much any Pokémon that gets it is worshiped, if it weren't Espeon's Hidden Ability the competitive players over at Smogon would have thought nothing of it! But because it does, Espeon fits nicely into OU, the tier I play in most. Even if you're not competitive, Magic Bounce would come in handy, since with it, status moves (moves that don't do damage but change stats or otherwise affect the target) are magically bounced back, meaning they don't effect you and backfire on the opponent! No more Thunder Wave, Toxic, Spikes, Stealth Rock, Leech Seed, Will-O-Wisp, Confuse Ray, Swagger, Attract, or anything! It's like Synchronize on steroids. I don't know if you knew about the beauty of Magic Bounce or not, so I took the time to explain it.

Try to guess what my least favorite Pokémon is! Guess with 3 guesses or less and you win a prize!
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