Help...Meee....

No Internet Connection....3 days....

I'm gonna die....

So you guys need to help me. I turned my computer on one day and it didn't connect to the internet. I've tried everything I know to do and it's not working. My computer still doesn't recognize that there is an open wifi network in my house and many others across the neighborhood. It says no connections are available but there are plenty. Both of my parent's computers connect, so does my sister's, and my phone and 3DS connect, the tv works, all that works. But not my laptop. 

My dad looked at it (he's a computer guy but he's more familiar with Apple iOS or whatever that operating system is called, even though real men use Microsoft), and he suggests resetting my laptop to factory defaults, but that means that who knows how many gigabytes of unfinished art, funny cat gifs, furry porn, applications, memes, music, and precious photos of memories I hold dear will be vaporized! 

I only have an 8 gig flash drive to save shit to (my 3 gig one just got filled to the brim) to save all of this to. I know I'll have to make BIG sacrifices to fit it all on there but I don't want to! 

So if there's any way, any way at all, that I can has an internets, please tell me! Other than resetting to factory defaults.

And I already know not to delete system32 under any circumstances so don't bother telling me that.

The worst part is that I can't see notes and feedback messages on my phone so you guys will probably not hear much from me until this is fixed.